Lesson 5:

Wine is for women. The only exception to this rule is when you have the opportunity to drink an extremely large amount of wine for a very small price. (ex: 3 liters of Carlo Rossi for 5 dollars)

Lesson 4:

The more hairy you are, doesn't necessarily mean the more manly you are . . . . but of course if you are extremely hairy, like Scott Howard, you are hopefully a man.

Lesson 3:

Tea is for ladies. If you want to sip on something hot from a mug, drink coffee.

Lesson 2:

Sleep is for the weak. However, an excessive amount of sleep at once, is very nice.

Lesson 1:

It is NEVER acceptable to wear an article of clothing with a picture or print of a dragon on it.